Comments on: Help me to be a Cali poser http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/ Just Another Automaton Living in Istanbul Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:25:58 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: melissachapman http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-282 melissachapman Wed, 16 May 2007 00:35:20 +0000 http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-282 OMG (oh my gosh!) you like so totally have to hit the waves when you are here! Grab a beer and always look in the mirror Jog like ALL THE TIME while greeting the cyclists with your six pack and lime, and always eat organic fruits and vegetables from like the like greatest store on EArth! Trader Joes! You can get some totally healthy treats there! yes! And make sure you get some rockin' highlights before you come, a little stylish stubble never hurts, and make sure you get a salmon colored shirt. OMG (oh my gosh!) you like so totally have to hit the waves when you are here! Grab a beer and always look in the mirror
Jog like ALL THE TIME while greeting the cyclists with your six pack and lime,
and always eat organic fruits and vegetables from like the like greatest store on EArth! Trader Joes! You can get some totally healthy treats there! yes!
And make sure you get some rockin’ highlights before you come, a little stylish stubble never hurts, and make sure you get a salmon colored shirt.

]]> By: Kim http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-210 Kim Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:23:02 +0000 http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-210 i can take you shopping. if for some reason i can't, i have a list of girlfriends waiting to take you to the hippest surf shop for some flip flops, board shorts and a surf brand t shirt... along with that you must purchase some metro jeans, a hip button up shirt and talk really fast and say like a lot. i could probably even schedule you in with a friend to get your hair highlighted. i'm excited you'll be coming. it will be great to see you!!! i can take you shopping. if for some reason i can’t, i have a list of girlfriends waiting to take you to the hippest surf shop for some flip flops, board shorts and a surf brand t shirt… along with that you must purchase some metro jeans, a hip button up shirt and talk really fast and say like a lot.

i could probably even schedule you in with a friend to get your hair highlighted.
i’m excited you’ll be coming. it will be great to see you!!!

]]> By: manny http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-206 manny Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:22:28 +0000 http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-206 a few suggestions in inspiration from one of my last visits... memorize the in and out online menu...so you can order the secret super stuffted chili cheese onion ring fries. wear a scarf when it's 60 F. (damn beverley hills) get superficial about the weather being superior as opposed to anywhere else in the united states. a few suggestions in inspiration from one of my last visits…

memorize the in and out online menu…so you can order the secret super stuffted chili cheese onion ring fries.

wear a scarf when it’s 60 F. (damn beverley hills)

get superficial about the weather being superior as opposed to anywhere else in the united states.

]]> By: Greg http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-205 Greg Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:31:08 +0000 http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-205 I heard that they all have big, bushy beards. And that Derek and his fiancee really wish you would have a bushy beard for their wedding (but they're afraid to ask). And maybe you could put your piercings back in. And maybe bring back the green hair, like the old days. Yknow...so you "stand out" in the wedding photos and all... I heard that they all have big, bushy beards. And that Derek and his fiancee really wish you would have a bushy beard for their wedding (but they’re afraid to ask). And maybe you could put your piercings back in. And maybe bring back the green hair, like the old days. Yknow…so you “stand out” in the wedding photos and all…

]]> By: The Masson's http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-203 The Masson's Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:14:39 +0000 http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-203 We hope you aren't leaving your true Iowa roots!!! We might have to flog you with corn if you do. We hope you aren’t leaving your true Iowa roots!!! We might have to flog you with corn if you do.

]]> By: bluestraveller http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-196 bluestraveller Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:44:30 +0000 http://istanbullseye.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/help-me-to-be-a-cali-poser/#comment-196 I just heard a new phrase I think you should consider adopting. "That's cookies." Meaning: "That's really neat." You own flip flops, right? If not, get them. I'll think of more to try and help you out. I just heard a new phrase I think you should consider adopting. “That’s cookies.” Meaning: “That’s really neat.”

You own flip flops, right? If not, get them.

I’ll think of more to try and help you out.

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